The Great Psychic Minestrone can tell that you are wearing blue... No, wait,
you ARE blue... You're choking on something!... Something blue... Oh, I
see it now! You are blue because you don't have Netscape 2.0 yet! Well,
as luck would have it, you can still view my old page. If you have an earlier
version of Netscape, you will be magically transported there--otherwise,
just click on this:
And although you will not be able to see the amazing Enhanced Moisture,
you will still be slap-happy that you came.